I signed a copy of my wonderful book and handed to the lady. I didn’t really know her, but after talking to her I figured she may enjoy some of the stories.
And I said “It’s a good bathroom book. Perhaps enjoy a story or two while you do your business. Maybe not so much if you’re constipated. You may absorb too much information for your own good”.
Thankfully I don’t remember who this nice lady was. With any luck maybe we’ll never cross paths again.
A fellow needs to watch how they phase things. Sometimes I talk too much.