It Worked Every Time I Heard My Old Friend Dink Say it.

When paying out at a coffee shop.

Dink: Hey Baby, did you know they aren’t making those wooden toothpicks any longer.

Sweet Innocent Cashier: Oh really !!

Dink: If they make em any longer, they won’t fit in that little dispenser you got here.

Yes, Ida Baylor & Dan Smith he would say that and many other things.
Of course many of the things he’s say to the waitresses would have gotten nearly any other guy slapped, but not Dink. They’d giggle and just go with it.

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