This old dog learned a new trick this morning. Often when I talk to my brother on the phone, which is usually several times each day, those conversations will drag on longer than they need to. You know, there’s only so much that two people could have to say that hadn’t been covered in the first minute or so. Or something we haven’t said a thousand times before.

I have used this technic many times before, but I was reminded a few minutes ago how effective it is. All I have to say is “have you ever considered getting on Facebook”. Instantly I hear a click.